she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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