you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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