I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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