Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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