"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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