it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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