Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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