i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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