your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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