So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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