Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
