I wannas sexs uuuuu
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
