I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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