just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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