She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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