you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
