hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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