Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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