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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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