Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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