If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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