Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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