Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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