Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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