i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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