But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
