please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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