He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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