Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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