I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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