If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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