Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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