Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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