I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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