Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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