He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
high people should be assigned attendants
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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