she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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