mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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