I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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