That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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