rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
