I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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