You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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