i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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