This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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