I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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