My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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