You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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