Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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