I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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